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Everyone’s busy being a main character in a story no one’s reading, posting fake smiles while rotting inside. Your opinions are as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Keep chasing clout like it’s oxygen, and maybe one day you’ll finally realize nobody’s clapping — they’re just swatting flies.
In the cursed valleys of Tralaleo, herds of Tung Tung Sahurs scream at the sun while Tralalalas duel in the mud with broken wine bottles. A lone Bongiorno Beetle tap-dances across a pizza slice, chanting ancient insults in a dialect nobody respects. Somewhere, a Capo Ciao Ciao gnaws on a traffic sign, plotting revenge against the Pasta Pope. Meanwhile, a pack of Arrivederci Geckos hijacks a gondola and sails into oblivion, flipping off pigeons and tourists alike. Reality peels apart like cheap lasagna, and in the end, it’s just you, a half-eaten cannoli, and a whisper: "Tung tung sahur wins again."
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